d'ehre mister billy!
it's supa-anfoch: you go to se ärport (frinzns in london glasgow), fly to klognfuat ("KLU" they say dazua on se flightdesk), take a cab to the station ("he, olta, ma bring mi bittschen zum hauptbohnhof, oba flott!" you say to the driver), jump up the train to VILLACH HAUPTBOHNHOF (you can go "black" there, because of the short distance nobody will tscheck you and your ticket), fall out of the station in villach (because you drank a lot during your journey) and totter down the BOHNHOFSTROSSN until you reach the BRAUHOF! and here you are - where the VILLACHER BIER is born!

don't forget to call me!
da wuhte